Pretty much.
Uhh.
Oh. Okay.
it’s accurate
Well… I do trip and fall a lot…
gpoy all day. everyfuckingday.
OMFG GPOY SO HARD.
Welp.
This is worrisome.
me: what r u wearing
Bill: im wearin blue pants, white dress shirt with plaid stripes, stripes are dark blue, blue, and yellow
black bostonian shoes
me: nice
sounds profresh
Bill: your turn
me: ok i’m wearing a perwinkle blue short sleeve shirt frm H&M, a tan skirt and light brown loafers
Bill: hot
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me: god i dress like a dickhead
Rachel: hahahaha
i think i’ve just been looking like a hot mess recently
im bored wtih my wardrobe
me: oh yeah me too big timeplus nothing fits me right bc im semi phatand the weather has been in the medium place where its been nice….but then shit, then nice….then cold
Rachel: its been cold here
me: so im like, in between not good or new spring clothes and the shit ive been wearing all winter
me: its like getting a few good dates w a new guy but not any action, and then you end up back with your stinky old bf like a bad habit
he was so nice.
Pretty much.
Uhh.
Oh. Okay.
it’s accurate
Well… I do trip and fall a lot…
gpoy all day. everyfuckingday.
OMFG GPOY SO HARD.
Welp.
This is worrisome.
(Source: scottishbitch)
me: would you like a bag of doritos?
jane: no*
me: so i wont eat them
jane: MM
jane: i havent had doritos in forever
me: too late im eating them now
jane: what flavor flav are they
me: Shame
me: it’s Shame-blasted
Beth: we used to put boxers on my dog growing up…the tail through the pee hole. She hated it!
super amusing though!
me: haha
one time Monkay chewed up a pair of black lacy undies of mine so to punish him, i made him wear them
the hole he chewed through i stuck his tail through
it was disturbing
i think i as drunk
*was, though i type like I am now
This sweaty beat-ass summer can screw itself.
I Am Ready For Fall.
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