December 2009
29 posts
forget. about. the. rabbits.
for you Katelyn!
CROWD
I can’t stand here and watch your band anymore. I’m sorry. We’re both just kidding ourselves. I need to sit. Or you need to play faster. No two ways about it.
i really intended
for this whateverthefuck to be less a receptacle of boring rants or indulgences and more of a destination for all the better shit in my head to go. Guess I blew it.
mediocrity at its most average
I try really hard to not find humor in everything and be serious for once in my life but I inevitably fail. I can’t get too specific about it in the off chance someone actually reads this dribble from time to time and gets me in trouble, but I promise you lots of funny things happened today. What a drip I am. Sorry. New item: I am getting a drum kit probably tomorrow – all this despite the...
ok I am stopping now
Mean assholes at parties
You know when drunk people like to psychoanalyze you at parties? You get cornered next to the refrigerator and some douche starts waxing basic psych on you, jumping to conclusions how you might be messed up slightly. It doesn’t help if the said person is undesirable to begin with, but it certainly is a turn-off and won’t get you laid.
And then, when you least expect it, the victim...
depressive optimism: a chat
me: yeah we are gonna be 26
XXXXX: its time to get on it or bear children
me: yikes
XXXXX: right now we’re just lazy, not making films books or babies, we just poke around at things
me: well somethings do take time, like a fine wine or a fungus
throwback
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator - Unlikely Words →
thomasfitzpatrick:
stalk:
bthny:
(via Videogum)
my Jersey Shore nickname is “The Tight End”
Mine was “Vibe Time”
i’m “The Prince of Paramus”
Your Jersey Shore nickname is: Pooker. yep sounds just creepy enough! thanks for that:)
I am mega bleh today.
I cannot focus today. Maybe its the weather shitting outside. Maybe its turning the dour age of 26. Maybe its the slight holes in the bottom of my shoes. Maybe its my recurring toothache. Maybe its this heinous outfit. I am having a good hair day though. I think I miss a friend. It’s a dull pain, an itch I can’t really scratch. I miss having an outlet for all my babble. I guess...